This is what you mean to me…

A big hello and welcome back to my handful of readers. (I’m writing after forever thanks to a frustrating Computer/Internet problem.)

I have always wondered if things mean what we think they mean. I, for one, have different ideas with regards to certain words. And I feel that some words Should have a different meaning – one that would be more appropriate to the idea the word conveys.

So here is my list of could-be’s and should-be’s:

Key to Affy’s Dictionary:
e.g 1. Word (original term)
          WAT ( What Affy Thinks it does/should mean)

1. Abnormal (adj)
WAT– a person with a normal sized stomach (i.e. no pot belly )

2. Blog (noun)
WAT– Bakwass karne wale LOG (need I say more? I don’t but I would still like to add   something more to this definition that I would like you all to know which may not be important but I feel its my duty to share it with you anyway...blah blah…) 

3. Bonus (noun)
WAT – mispronunciation of Bones = leftovers = nothing.

4. Fortress (noun)
WAT – fort rest – a place to rest before you go out (for war etc) 

5. Strait (noun)
WAT - the gay spelling of straight

6. Telepathy (noun)
WAT – the ability to identify pathetic people from a distance (wish it was real)

7. UFO (abbr)
WAT– Under Financial Obligation (thus I make up alien stories to get attention and maybe money too..anything that works)

8. Universe (noun/adj)
WAT - UniWorse – the single most worst thing ever

9. Vampire (adj)
WAT – Villainous Umpire (ref. Steve Bucknor vs Sachin Tendulkar)

10. Vuvuzela (noun/adj)
WAT – annoying piece of shit

11. Windbag (adj)
WAT – a person who farts too much (either from the mouth or the ass :P)

Let me know if you agree with any of these or if you have any of your own!