Showing posts with label rant. Show all posts
Showing posts with label rant. Show all posts

Saturday, September 24, 2011

Pet(ty) Peeves

Foreword: This post was written on a 'bad' day but there's something about that frustrated tone of voice in there that I like. So I have decided to keep it as it is. With minor additions.



Ok so I am in a foul mood. Just had a long workday. Am really tired. And I feel like lashing out at all the irritating, annoying people that I would otherwise tolerate or ignore. No, I don't want to punch these people in the face. Just probably stare at them in disbelief, shake my head and ask them to stop. The irritating thing. Maybe raise my voice (a little) while asking them that.

Here they are in random order:

1. Some twitter users - I am relatively new to an active twitter life. Still looking to make my ground and finding the right people to follow. In the process, I have, and am, following some annoying people. Some of them are serial retweeters - they retweet anything. And everything. You tweet about how you like XYZ something. Ok, cool. And maybe someone replies to you and agrees with you. You know, a generic reply. The world won't be missing anything if they didn't know someone replied to you. But. You retweet their reply. Why? I wonder. Why! To show us that someone else agrees with your choice? *cough* desperate *cough*. Please don't clog my timeline with such retweets.

2. Girly girls - I am a girl. You are a girl. I behave normally. Why don't you? Why do you leave your hair open and preen it a million times a minute? If you can't handle your loose hair, tie it up! Why are you so irritatingly obsessed with pink? I like pink too. But I am not obsessed. I don't have pink shoes, a pink phone, pink hairband, pink nail paint, pink pencil, pink eraser, pink lipstick... I just have a pink top I like to wear. But you give me a bad name.

3. The workaholics - Wow, you stay late at work usually and are ok with it. Wow, you don't like or dislike a task because it has to be done no matter what. Wow, you find 'more difficult' work a welcome challenge.  Please take your bull-excrement and place it with pressure where the sun light does not reach.

4. Holier-than-thou - You're more religious than me. You're religious.You say your prayers and do your holy duties. You know more about religion than I would bother to find out. Good for you. But don't think for one second that it gives you the right to preach to me, you religious vampire!

Epilogue: Reading this on a 'good' day, I see the funny side. Hope it makes me for someones reading pleasure, apart from mine. 

Saturday, April 9, 2011

Revamption - Same old brand new Me

A new day, a new year and a new me. Well, sort of. It has been 3 months since my last post and how things have changed. A new job, new office, new friends, new responsibilities, new luxuries, a new look too!

I kept thinking about coming back and writing a new post. But I couldn't find the time nor could I find a topic to write about. At least nothing that would stay true to my Blog title. And I thought to myself, have I really run out of things to rant and rave about? Surely, now that's impossible!

There are sooo many things to rave about - like Android smartphones, Sherlock(BBC miniseries), Potato chips, Fringe (the tv show, not the hairstyle) and the awesomest of all - Battlestar Galactica! And there are sooooo many things to rant about too - working on Saturdays, having to exercise some form of censorship because you don't know who all will be reading your blog now that you have added a couple of your managers to your facebook friend's list, not getting time to read inspite of having an e-book reader and thus access to tonnes of classics on your phone, wondering where your social life has gone because you end up spending so much time at work including TWO saturdays in a month!... (*closing eyes, folding hands in to fists, taking a deep breath and saying 'repress'* )

So yes, proving that there are still lots of things to rave and rant about. I have taken this first step now. And I will tackle almost all of the above and more topics, as and when applicable, with time.

Oh I almost forgot, a bit too late but nonetheless - Happy New Year!