Monday, February 15, 2010

True(ly) Blood(curdling)

I am fascinated by the concept of vampires.(Especially the romanticised version spun for us by Stephenie Meyer. She is a genius!) And thus I do look out for and watch any other vampire tv show or movie or book that comes along. I thus came across this, at the time, new HBO show called ‘True Blood’.

It’s about a time wherein vampires have, the popular terminology being, ‘come out of the coffins’ and want to co-exist with humans ‘officially’ (as they have always been there in the shadows) and have rights if not equal rights. They have been able to do so because some Japanese company now manufactures a synthetic drink called ‘Tru Blood’ which is just exactly like blood. Thus, the vampires don’t have to kill humans anymore to satisfy their thirst.

Wow, I thought. Interesting concept. Lets watch the show. It’s an HBO show after all. Created by Alan Ball, of Six Feet Under fame. Ok. Play.

Pause. The pilot opens with an unnecessary scene of two extras, as I later found out, in a car where the girl wants to give the guy a hand job cause she is ‘bored’. Ok. Play. They thus almost crash, but don’t. They go in to a store and are scared by a scary-looking owner who pretends to be a vampire. Turns out the joke’s on him, when another customer, who actually is a vampire, does not like his representation of vampires.

Friday, February 12, 2010

Give me a (commercial) break!


Watching Television these days is like watching an advertisement marathon. It feels like we are actually watching ads and are occasionally interrupted by a movie or tv show in between. Half the time I do not even remember which programme it is I am watching coz there are so many ads in the interim. How much can I tax my poor short term memory? And to add to that, about 90% of those are absolute rubbish. I thought I’ll just compile a small list of my current least favourite and most awesome ads.

 We’ll start with the rubbish ones:-
 1. Fair and Lovely – It is not one singular ad that I dislike. It’s all of them! From the make-up man’s dark daughter becoming a star after using the cream, the can’t get married cos she is dark till she uses the cream to the dark girl who uses ayurvedic fair and lovely to become fair and becomes the face of a ‘modern’ cosmetics company. These ads are just reinforcing the mentality that is so stagnantly prevalent - that girls with fair complexion are more beautiful and more successful than dark-skinned girls.Ugh! And they are super-irritating as well.

 2. Fair and Handsome – I am making this different coz its a different product and honestly, though I hadn’t thought it possible, it’s worse than the fair and lovely ads. To top it all Shahrukh Khan is endorsing the product!  - “Mard hokar ladkiyon wali (fairness) cream”. And the stupid song,”Hi Handsome! Hi handsome!” (where are my ear-plugs and paper bag!)